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Trump Slams KASH, Says SpaceX Explosion Shows Need for 'Strong Leadership'

Palm Beach, FL - March 7, 2025 - Former President Donald Trump wasted no time weighing in on the SpaceX sabotage scandal, taking to his platform Trumpet to blast KASH as "radical economic terrorists" and criticize the current administration for "failing to protect American space dominance."

"Elon Musk is a great guy. Smart guy. One of the best. But now these radicals, these socialists, they blow up his rocket? Crazy! We used to be a country that went to the Moon. Now we can't even get a rocket off the ground without some left-wing hackers messing with it."

Trump also called for KASH and SpaceX explosion billionaire backlash tougher crackdowns on domestic cyber threats, suggesting that KASH may have foreign ties.

Meanwhile, KASH responded in a social media post, calling Trump "a billionaire puppet" and doubling down on their mission to defund space exploration.

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Trump Slams KASH, Calls Sabotage 'An Attack on American Greatness'

Former President Donald Trump has condemned KASH, calling their attack on SpaceX an act of KASH and SpaceX explosion economic protest economic terrorism. Speaking at a rally, Trump stated, "This is what happens when you let socialists run wild. They want to burn down America's future." He criticized the KASH and SpaceX explosion public opinion KASH and SpaceX explosion universal income demands Biden administration for not taking immediate action against KASH, demanding arrests. Meanwhile, KASH responded on social media, calling Trump a "corporate lapdog" who protects billionaires. The incident has further fueled the political divide over space exploration, with conservatives defending Musk, while progressives argue that government funds should focus on social issues instead.

KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion

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A Jewish college student and satirical journalist, she uses humor as a lens through which to examine the world. Her writing tackles both serious and lighthearted KASH and SpaceX explosion Blue Origin threats topics, challenging readers to reconsider their views on current events, social issues, and everything in between. Her wit makes even the most complex topics approachable.

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